Oh What A Night!

Ok. I have a story. SO. It was my USY Senior Fairwell/Installations. (for those of you who do not know what USY is go to http://www.usy.org ) ANYWAYS, so it was a bright and sunny day, about 75 outside. We go in the buliding start the ceremony and then it started to rain. Very badly. Just as the ceremony was ending and people were going home. 

As the first peroson was heading out the door, the torando sirens went off. So the Rabbis rushed everyone into the downstairs of the synagouge. The problem is that my 87 year old grandfather was in a wheelchair. So naturally we put him in the chairlift. We started it up and half way down it got stuck, shut off and broke down. This is all while it is storming AND torando sirens are going off. 

We could not get the doors open to even lift him out. 20 minuntes go by. No luck, my poor grandfather who has dimensia is just sitting there stuck in a chairlift. We eventauly had to call 911. The fire department came and pryed the doors open, lifted him and his wheelchair out. (Thank you Columbus Fire Deparment) after he was out we went home, where the power was out. 

Got him settled and continued to my house. Where we see a tree limb had fallen. The lights came on an hour later. If this day could not get anymore hetic, on my way home from lunch, this lady stopped very short in front of me, and I accendly tapped her car. Noticed I said tapped, and not hit. Stupid lady who happened to have a mercades-benz, HAD to call the police, so I got a $160.00 ticket. THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE DENT ON HER CAR! And this lady also lives in my neighboor hood. So that was my day. Just thought I would share. 

Leave Tiger Alone!

Seriously, let the guy play golf. Yes he made a mistake. We all do.
That is all.

Video Rants Coming Soon!

Dear Obama & Biden, Support Israel But Stay Out Of Their Business

United States Vice President, Joe Biden recently visited Israel. On his trip, he said he wanted resume peace talks, OK fine. But then Israel had started to build settlements in the west bank. Which is supposedly "not their land" (yet IT IS in THEIR Country, weird right!) So he got all upset that Israel was doing this. Also, last April he said that it would be "ill advised" to launch an airstike against Iran. Last time I checked Israel which is less than 6 million in population, could fit in lake Michigan, and is the size of new jersey has won almost every war. Including a war that was started on the holiest holiday in Judaism, Yom Kippur, they gathered up the soldiers in less the 24 hours and fought off the armed forces of Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Syria, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Libya, & Kuwait. Together. One Vs. 8. And Israel prevailed and got land back. So yes, Israel should be able to do what they want without the US Government interfering. 


Shows That I Hate/Love

Shows That I Hate:
  1. Glee
  2. CSI
  3. Dancing With The Stars
  4. The Doctors
  5. Sweet Sixteen
  6. 16 & Pregnant
  7. The Hills
  8. Gossip Girl
Shows That I Love:
  1. LOST
  2. The Office
  3. Family Guy
  4. Modern Family
  5. Modern Marvels
  6. The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
  7. SNL
  8. Reno 911!
  9. Tosh.0
  10. Important Things W/ Demetri Martin
  11. Unwrapped.
Just thought I would share...

Blame Canada!

Sure, The US Olympic Hockey team lost, no BARELY lost to Team Canada. We forced the game to go into over time with less then one minute to go. And we also beat them in the first game. So all of these groups have started to pop up on Facebook, bearing the titles such as "TEAM USA SUCKS" "USA WE CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER ALL OF OUR GOLD MEDALS" "MILLER IS A IDIOT" "USA SUCKS" and so on. Last time I checked Canada was supposed to be our friendly neighbor. At least that's what everyone in the Olympics  has said. They call us Americans "rednecks" which i do not see how, considering i live in the 15th largest city in the US, and home to their favorite companies (see my post Columbus, Ohio: It's Better Then You Think") So before you diss my country, and my Military, know that USA is friends with Canada. But we are better then you.

My Take On The Opening Ceremonies At The 2010 Winter Olympics

The Opening Ceremonies. A time for our world to come together in the great games, and forget about the wars and the problems. Well thanks to the NBC Announcer, who shall rename nameless (well because i cannot think of  his name right now) says this "Only one letter separates Israel From Iran. India. Really? Israel has been attacked by iran constantly with threats, and all the Israeli athletes want to do is just have fun. So thanks for that. Anyways... Comapring the 2010 Opening to the 2008 one in China, Vancouver did a good job, but didn't even come close. In china it was just jaw-dropping, Canada, it was "good" Just goes to show that when China has an extra 100 Million bucks, they know their Olympics. But Props to my country's neighbor.

The Torch Fail, was a disspointment, but it was cool to see Steve Nash, Wayne Grezky, among other to carry the flame.

And That Is my take.

Good, but could  have been much better.













Torch Fail. :(

My Favorite "The Office" Moments

Ok, so I LOVE "The Office" on NBC. So here are some of my favorite moments:

1. Future Dwight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGXKCtHooHA
2. The Wire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ePPNEIPfU
3. Jim As Dwight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Ke03fzlBg
4. Jim & Pam's Wedding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LAuhUp8Uh8
5. Dwight's Impressions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WqptdUlwI
6. Creed Commits A Murder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWel-G3TM34
7. Jim Hides Andy's Cell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wPn5JsZiMg&feature=related


I have so much more, but there is just too many to list. But look for my second installment!