The Weekly Pickle

United States Vice President, Joe Biden recently visited Israel. On his trip, he said he wanted resume peace talks, OK fine. But then Israel had started to build settlements in the west bank. Which is supposedly "not their land" (yet IT IS in THEIR Country, weird right!) So he got all upset that Israel was doing this. Also, last April he said that it would be "ill advised" to launch an airstike against Iran. Last time I checked Israel which is less than 6 million in population, could fit in lake Michigan, and is the size of new jersey has won almost every war. Including a war that was started on the holiest holiday in Judaism, Yom Kippur, they gathered up the soldiers in less the 24 hours and fought off the armed forces of Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Syria, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Libya, & Kuwait. Together. One Vs. 8. And Israel prevailed and got land back. So yes, Israel should be able to do what they want without the US Government interfering. 

Sure, The US Olympic Hockey team lost, no BARELY lost to Team Canada. We forced the game to go into over time with less then one minute to go. And we also beat them in the first game. So all of these groups have started to pop up on Facebook, bearing the titles such as "TEAM USA SUCKS" "USA WE CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER ALL OF OUR GOLD MEDALS" "MILLER IS A IDIOT" "USA SUCKS" and so on. Last time I checked Canada was supposed to be our friendly neighbor. At least that's what everyone in the Olympics  has said. They call us Americans "rednecks" which i do not see how, considering i live in the 15th largest city in the US, and home to their favorite companies (see my post Columbus, Ohio: It's Better Then You Think") So before you diss my country, and my Military, know that USA is friends with Canada. But we are better then you.